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Guess Demotivational Poster


TIME MARCHES ON -


TAGS: progress i guess
Rating: 4.55/5

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Me_ - April 13, 2010, 2:01 pm
Yes! Teaching in 2010:Cut math classes to save money.
cheesypoofs - April 12, 2010, 3:27 pm
absolutely awesome, 5l
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:16 pm
Viva le biblioteca! 5 pesos! Couldn't have put it better!
Zealot - April 12, 2010, 3:03 pm
yup.


IRONY -


TAGS: man you guys guessed this one fast
Rating: 4.91/5

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Keltibarian - September 19, 2013, 12:31 am
9/10 I see 'IRONY' efforts that are in no way depicting irony. This is not one of those efforts, so have a 5.
msouth - October 13, 2010, 6:33 pm
Actually it's accurate--"Nothing" is written in stone right at the top there.


ANYBODY -


TAGS: time to hang out with the nerd i guess
Rating: 4.33/5

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Treehodger - December 28, 2009, 2:45 pm
Give me a few minutes, a calculator, and a Jew and I will let you know what those numbers mean. But I am pretty sure, although I could be wrong, that they are 12, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11 in that order from top, rotating to the right. I are smart
Porcelina - December 27, 2009, 8:07 pm
Some of them I can figure out...
Roadki11 - December 27, 2009, 3:18 pm
Definite (1/5)^-1
Sean - December 25, 2009, 7:12 pm
d*** metric system ... I also have no idea what temperature it is ... or whether or not my wife is fakin' "it/them" again. Ok that last one probably has little to do with the metric system, but I wouldn't be surprised ....
Haarakkon - December 25, 2009, 2:17 pm
Could be 2210 hrs, though.
Murer - December 25, 2009, 2:03 pm
10:10, sir


MAKE-A-WISH FOUNDATION -


TAGS: guess who
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - March 11, 2012, 11:58 am
It does appear she has had some practice fiddling around.
jig - March 11, 2012, 11:15 am
I wish to see Angelina J practicing to play cello ...
GaryO - March 6, 2012, 10:09 am
Well, that was my intent, but, alas, she knows them…………
Reality Lord - March 6, 2012, 9:06 am

gary...do NOT piss her off or she'll adopt your kids.
RonE - March 6, 2012, 4:58 am
Should be Gone with the Wind. Oye Vey... need to go back to work.
RonE - March 6, 2012, 4:58 am
First time I saw this all I could think of is Prissy from Gone With I don't know nothin' 'bout birthin' babies
mariand - March 6, 2012, 12:32 am
lol...the one in the middle?


INDECISION -


TAGS: indecision choose guess problems
Rating: 3.19/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:19 am
I'm sorry, but I can't find the duplicate that's being plagiarised. Do you have the link, or the tag that brings up the duplicate? I personally like this one, and give it 4L's.
Faceplant31 - December 13, 2010, 10:37 am
Plagiarism is a no no on motifake. This should be deleted.


OKAY... I GUESS PUNK IS DEAD - But what fun for future archaeologists!




20 OTHER BANDS - Name them (original post by Airman)


TAGS: twenty other bands guess names
Rating: 4.5/5

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williamcompton - November 12, 2010, 11:30 am
mmmm id guess 311, RHCP, led zepplin, hives, NIN erm idk the clash
Derek - November 11, 2010, 4:51 pm
Ohhhh REM -for the first one.
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 5:46 pm
right you are Airman, that makes a lot more sense. =)
Airman - November 9, 2010, 5:25 pm
bottom left is Nirvana..
crankyhead - November 9, 2010, 4:35 pm
bottom left = the ohms
slumstyle - November 9, 2010, 4:28 pm
only one i could guess that no one else got is arcade fire.
Derek - November 9, 2010, 4:22 pm
Coldplay, The Hives, King Crimson, The Pixies, Daft Punk, and Joy Division. Top and bottom left?
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:24 am
and AC/DC and The Clash
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:18 am
Very nice, thx! I'll start with Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Deep Purple, Queen (again?), Red h** Chili Peppers, Nine Inch Nails, Judas Priest...


THE GOOOH PARTY - You really have to think about how your Acronym is going to sound.




FOCUS -


TAGS: as a kid i nearly drowned in a goldfish bowl but i saved the cat so i guess that makes me a hero of sorts
Rating: 4.67/5

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thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:05 am
Poetry? One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 5:26 pm
Poetry as always Sean. +5
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 10:25 pm
Amsome! 5L


Name the book title -


TAGS: five guesses only
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - May 4, 2014, 8:03 am
The film was in fact shown in soviet russia in 1948. But the communist government stopped it because the audiences were amazed that even the poorest americans owned cars.
JesusWept - May 4, 2014, 7:18 am
"The Gra**s Of Wrath meet The Ducks Of Bath"? XD
Greeny - May 4, 2014, 6:57 am
I'm still trying to figure out how to fit the 7th level of unnerving darkness in with the gra**s, in just three words...
Airman - May 3, 2014, 11:32 pm
Yoda would say "of Wrath the Gra**s"
Airman - May 3, 2014, 11:29 pm
yes she did..nice call G
ughomer - May 3, 2014, 11:09 pm
(Ooops) ~ Mr. Mooooooooooooo is absolutely correct. "The" "_______" "___" "_____."
Airman - May 3, 2014, 11:02 pm
the title is a direct quote from The Battle Hymn of the Republic
GaryO - May 3, 2014, 10:58 pm
Only movie I’ve seen that matched the book. The Joads coulda been my folks. Jane Darwell coulda been my gramma’s sister, Fonda my uncle Charlie. Only he rode the rails from Oklahoma ahead of the family to scout around.
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 10:43 pm
Didn't his wife come up with the title?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 3, 2014, 10:36 pm
There should be another space at the beginning for the word "the".
ughomer - May 3, 2014, 10:22 pm
Airman is closest after 5 hours. You can always tell an Airman - you just can't tell him anything!!
Airman - May 3, 2014, 9:58 pm
might be a Steinbeck a**ociated
Oldsod - May 3, 2014, 9:35 pm
I..I...I want to answer, but I don't want to spoil it for anyone...5L!
Sho - May 3, 2014, 9:24 pm
hehehe
Greeny - May 3, 2014, 8:55 pm
Pissed off fruit? lol


COULD BE WORSE -


TAGS: waited a while for forum to guess this one correctly
Rating: 4.63/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 30, 2010, 7:06 am
Best laugh so far CAPT.
hootizz - September 30, 2010, 2:57 am
Forget Nana, it was her time anyway.., question is 'was the h***er good'..??
Iconoclast - September 30, 2010, 12:05 am
I've been trying to think of a good caption on that ph**o for weeks. Brain block. Nice.


ECHOLOCATION -


TAGS: guess i have to spell it out
Rating: 3.52/5

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agdaniele - September 12, 2009, 9:18 pm
Mother fu*k, this is GREAT!


TWO THINGS WRONG IN THIS PICTURE - The bacon's not in a sammich And she didn't bring back beer in her free hand


TAGS: guess what the other hands doing
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:30 am
LOL... Produce has the back-story down!
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 1:15 am
Good poster, Random. I love how the woman has on the apron, but the guy is like, "Step aside, babe. I got this." The power of bacon...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:12 am
LOL... actually, it's to your credit that it's not where your mind went first, Produce... it's not healthy.
MrRandom - November 15, 2009, 1:11 am
*Usually* being the key word?
Produceman117 - November 15, 2009, 1:10 am
I was like..."Corona?" What the hell is Aggy sa--- *AND THEN IT HIT ME* I'm not usually that slow...
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:07 am
Either way, this poster is a perfect example of a fair and unbalanced view... 5L!
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:07 am
If she's filling the bottle, then I'd call it Corona.
MrRandom - November 15, 2009, 1:06 am
Is that what you call it?
agdaniele - November 15, 2009, 1:05 am
I dunno... she may be creatively popping open the bottle in her left hand.


GUESS... - Who's on his way back to the Motifake compound ?




BEAUTY -


TAGS: guess who poster i d do her before and after notthat i m a standard beauty is in the eye of the beholder hammy eye of the beholder
Rating: 4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 6, 2010, 11:58 am
Agreed! We've had enough fake women .....
mikieelmo - November 6, 2010, 11:49 am
she is h** with our without makeup
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 10:50 pm
haters going to hait=2imit=235
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:22 pm
Wise Man To Quote such A Wise Man. ( and I know...It still Bugs Me though..)
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
~mark twain, and they are out there. care about the comments from the regs not the votes.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 9:01 pm
That is One Deep Trap :D And Someone Just Bombed My a** :
AdmiralAckbar - November 5, 2010, 8:58 pm
Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:40 pm
I'm Sure You can hehe
GreyScorpion - November 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
more like in the hand of the Beerholder..I can drink 'em pretty...
Hawamleh - November 5, 2010, 8:38 pm
You Like em Natural Eh :D (f***ed Up Tags FTW !)
agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 8:33 pm
I'd take the one on the right.


DAMN YOU -




GUESS WHO? -




JAZZ HANDS -


TAGS: well i guess i won t be doing any old navy commercials
Rating: 3.08/5

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spacedog - December 5, 2009, 8:31 pm
LMAO! 5Ls


THE RELIGION OF SCIENCE -


TAGS: gotta believe in something i guess
Rating: 3.05/5

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Bah - September 9, 2009, 12:06 am
Three cheers for experimental confirmation! Death to purely observational conclusions!
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 11:51 am
It's all good. I think there are parallels that are unexamined (that I'm aware of, anyway). I also think this point of view is pretty much bound to piss off just about everyone. I'm not saying it's "right" or "wrong" - it just is what it is.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 11:32 am
Sometimes Haar...well lets just leave it at that. Hey, but then again where would we be without it (science that is). Sometimes I rant, usually about once every 6 months, to hear myself.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:41 am
Eh, fuggedaboudit. For what it's worth, Bone, I'm not big on Organized Religion, either. Or Science. I am a big fan of the sub-sect of Science - Technology, though.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 10:36 am
Higgs boson and the Standard Model of sub-atomic physics, or the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit? Guess we'll see what the Large Hadron Collider at CERN has to say on the matter. I would expect that with the amount expended on the project, the
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:20 am
Does this destroy my belief that there is a God...No! But then I have no use for organized religion either, or it's abuser that can create or define an enemy out of another's belief. I'm done, nuff said, bye.
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:14 am
lead us to rules and theory. We then try to use these to make life easier (let nature to the work) for us...or is some sad but necessary cases, defend ourselves from our enemies (and I use that term loosely).
BoneCD - June 13, 2009, 10:09 am
There is no mysticism. We prove things can happen mathematically first, then we engineer and build around that calculation. It's really kinda simple in that respect. Math, physics and a desire to explain how nature (insert God if you wish) works...
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:21 am
We could start with Oppenheimer, Nagasaki and Hiroshima and move on to Western medical practices. Beyond my limited scope, though. I only maintain that there's a certain degree of mysticism in all those camps of thought.
Haarakkon - June 13, 2009, 9:16 am
Fritjof Capra's "Tao of Physics" turns 34 this year. I'm not too keen at burning at the stake for the sake of either science or religion, mind you. If you accept the argument as valid, though, then how many people could you say science has sacrificed?
Sean - June 12, 2009, 9:28 pm
But they won't burn you at the stake for declaring your dissent, nor ... (I deleted the rest as I started to get way too preachy and made no effort to end on funny)


PRODUCTIVITY -




4 TYPES OF HIGHSCHOOL GIRLS - 1. The Kinks 2.The Rick James 3. The ACDC 4. The Jimi Hendrix Can you name what types of girls they are? Hint, think songs.


TAGS: music song highschool girl guess
Rating: 4.2/5

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caveman - August 2, 2011, 1:06 pm
if i remeber right you h=got ric james and hendrix right
Verdeckt - August 2, 2011, 7:55 am
crap, I've forgotten punctuation in all my excitement.
Verdeckt - August 2, 2011, 7:54 am
Is it? Kinks - Mountain Woman Rick James - Super Freak AC/DC - Live Wire Hendrix - Foxy Lady
crankyhead - August 1, 2011, 7:13 pm
*...of your own...*
crankyhead - August 1, 2011, 7:10 pm
Not that I'm aware of, but you can always just leave another comment of your to let the person know how you feel.
Coombsy007 - August 1, 2011, 6:53 pm
Crankyhead as a mod is there something in the pipes for people to like others comments?
caveman - June 30, 2011, 4:15 am
number 2 is right
crankyhead - June 29, 2011, 8:18 pm
1. Glamour 2. Superfreak 3. Ballbreaker 4. Easy Rider Am I close?


THE FALL COLLECTION - Only in finer stores


TAGS: haute scorpion who would have guessed
Rating: 3.85/5

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GreyScorpion - April 8, 2010, 11:26 am
how'd you get one of those?!? they're not due to hit port till June 1. And now everybody knows what they're getting for Christmas!! 5L


MARITAL ARGUEMENTS - It's never too early to start !!


TAGS: i guess she wouldn t make him a sammich
Rating: 3.33/5

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JLBachs - March 25, 2010, 11:23 pm
Angry Dragon - let the wedding night festivities begin


YOU MAY THINK -


TAGS: i guess she would know eh
Rating: 3.22/5

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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 4:36 pm
well now


HINDSIGHT - says he probably shouldn't have tried this




BOBO ATTACKS - As the trainer felt his legs slowly consumed by Bobo, he knew he should have fed him those peanuts earlier.


TAGS: i guess he will have to get a pair of robot legs
Rating: 2.78/5

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agdaniele - May 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Clearly, one should only use the peanutb***er technique with dogs... this isn't worth it.


HINDSIGHT - says he shouldn't have tried this




PRAYERS -


TAGS: i guess it s too late for this mantis
Rating: 2/5

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M0rd3kaI - February 11, 2012, 6:30 pm
the 'Young Grasshopper,' 'Mantis' and 'Lizard' comes in... now know what this poster actually means. Nice one Culos never disappointing... even if it takes a few minutes to figure the d***ed thing out XD
M0rd3kaI - February 11, 2012, 6:28 pm
To be honest... I was coming here to be a true 'spelling' nazi and tell you the prey is a lizard...... reading through the comments on the other hand... well, that just got you a 5L... I finally... after moments of confusion and trying to figure out where
culos - November 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
*but*
culos - November 23, 2009, 5:21 pm
Sorry guys I tried to make a young grasshopper link nut I guess I made it too difficult
LogicDude - November 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
The hawk is just looking to save 15% or more on his car insurance.
Grim R@per - November 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
Ouch... fail... Your eyes aren't the best now old age has hit eh culos?
agdaniele - November 23, 2009, 6:39 am
Anole.
TheSarge - November 23, 2009, 6:38 am
Uhh...lizard.


OUTLOOK -


TAGS: pessimist jeaulous earworm guess quiz
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 8, 2014, 3:54 pm
hahaha! 5 lions wearing biddy-bop shades!
Oldsod - December 8, 2014, 7:15 am
Heh...I'm old enough to get that one...well done!


Invisible -


TAGS: from the guess who thread
Rating: 5/5

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theyuk - July 26, 2016, 7:36 pm
Screen wrap was on.
EmilioDumphque - July 26, 2016, 10:44 am
I thought these things were only allowed ONE tail!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 4:59 am
Nice, UP yours


cliches -


TAGS: guess what chicken b***
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by rerun

mizzdizz - April 1, 2016, 1:34 pm
HAHAHAHA! Nice visit to the distant past, Rerun! LUUUUV IT^!!!!!!!!
lgvernon - April 1, 2016, 11:00 am

Si, Em. Es verdad, que no?
EmilioDumphque - April 1, 2016, 3:42 am
¿Conjetura qué? ¡Recto del pollo!
lgvernon - March 31, 2016, 8:02 pm

I think she has her wings over her face.


Wanna play? -


TAGS: done in the style of lgvernon from the guess who thread hard to forget
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 4:58 pm
Got me good...
lgvernon - February 7, 2016, 4:11 pm

Great job, Silvie!


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